Thursday, September 18, 2008
My crazy brother, who is going to sit for
PSLE in one week plus, picked a fight with his
chinese teacher in school today.
BRILLIANT.GENIUS.EINSTEIN. He is more concerned about post-PSLE sleepovers, football, SAMUEL and of course, fighting with menopausal teachers than the actual bloody exam itself. This damn exam will almost certainly define the rest of his life and he is totally carefree, happy relaxed.Sorry dude, but if you end up in
ang mo
kio sec, or something along the lines of that, i just simply
can't see you going to Harvard.You may dream of a footballing career, where you earn ridiculous amounts of money-$150,000 !
POUNDS! a week even if you are injured and sitting on your lazy ass at home doing nothing, but dear
Ronaldo Lok, or Rooney
Lok, whichever you may prefer, trust me man, wake up from dreamland-you ain't gonna make it dude, the
Malays will whip your ass on the pitch. you're screwed. face it,
Chinese cannot play football. If there are bloody
Brazilians coming to play football in
Singapore, the only place in this planet where you are going to be a first-team player is maybe Siberia. Or wait, maybe if it doesn't work out over there,
i'm pretty sure Zimbabwe has a place for you.
you're funny.
