Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Joel ditched me. He didn't come for theory- he went overseas on some "father-son bonding golf tournament" apparently. " it's very important to strengthen the bond between Joel and his Daddy" according to Joel's mom. Oh well.
Lesson is actually more interesting without Joel around. Ethan, Mrs Au & i talk about more interesting things other than " is a crotchet one count or two counts?".
dialogue when joel is around:
Ethan: Do you know that there is a gay in my class
Teacher: ssshhhh!! ETHAN!Joel is here!
Joel: What is
gay?Me: oh, its like when-
Teacher: ANDREA!!! ssshhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Me: i'm just
enlightening Joel-he's bound to find out sooner or later right? might as well give him a headstart.
Ethan: Yeah, headstarts are always good.
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Dialogue when Joel is not around:
Ethan: Do you know there is a gay in my class?
Me: what's the big deal? i think i live with a gay.
Teacher: aiyoo. your uncle is gay ah?
Me: no- i think my brother is gay.
Ethan: cool. are there gays in your school?
Me: i am in MGS. Notice what the G stands for.
Ethan: oh, then are there lesbians in your school?
Me: maybe....probably.
Ethan: are YOU a lesbian?
Me: NOOO!!!
Ethan: good. I think joel is going to be gay.
Teacher: aiyoo! cannot say that about Joel!
Me: haha. me too.
Ethan: he wears
yellow and silver crocs for gods sakes!
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me: [touching hairy plant] eewww.
Ethan: you don't like hairy things?
me: they are gross. yes, i do not like hairy things.
Ethan: but eveyone is hairy
me: i'm not.
Ethan: but your boyfriend is going to be hairy.
me: very funny Ethan.it's not as if i'm going to marry saddam hussein or anything.
Ethan: but you are going to marry osama.
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perhaps lesson really is more interesting when joel is gone.
you're funny.
Monday, October 20, 2008
I freaking QUIT SQUASH! and left amanda behind. i feel bad. AMANDA! QUIT TOO! and we will all be in no-squash-paradise!
Samuel has arived. He looks so MachoShit. the muscles and all. and the muscles are not like the disgusting bodybuilder-on-steriods type. they are like long-ish, surfer-ish. but he is practically mute and is probably quite stupid, so, i guess god evened things out.
you're funny.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
i think my msn died. it just collasped and passed out. oh no.
my stupid brother finally got a lecture from my dad. about the profanities. he is mad. i cannot have a conversation with him without any of those words.
[ watching Manchester United TV channel together]
me: hey, can you pass me the remote
ian: [no response]
me: [grab the remote and change to E! entertainment]
ian: WHAT THE HELL! oh f*ck! they were going to score a goal!
me: do i look like i care?
ian: oh f*ck! give me the f*cking remote!
me: no! this is the heath ledger true hollywood story and i want to watch!
ian: F*CK!!!!F*CK!!!
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ian: [ reading some wierdo football mag]
me: [walk in and turn off the lights][on purpose]
ian: turn on the lights lah, you bitch, i can't see.
me: [walk out of room]
ian: F*ck you.
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me: [enter his room to get my chem textbook that he's been hogging]
ian: f*ck off. what do you want.
me: i'm going to tell mummy and papa that you said the f-word. where is my chem book?
ian: so what if i say the f-word. f*ckitty f*ck f*ck. [mimics in high falsetto]OMG! i just said the F-WORD!
ian: f*ck off, bitch
me: [angry]
me:[very angry]
me: f*ck you too, you asshole
ian: mummy! she said the f-word!
it has gotten that bad. seriously, talking to him nowadays is like talking to ka onn.
you're funny.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Happy Birthday YT! and Ian!
hope you like your gift[Ian]
You'd better like your giftS![YT]
i will seriously kill you if you don't, we spent a fortune and all our leg power trampling down the streets of Orchard Road. [YT]
I want something in return[ both of you]
haha. happy birthday, and sorry i couldn't attend your party.[YT]
i am broke.
spent my cash on pressies for my mom[ oct 7]
YT&Ian [oct 10]
and myself [i thought i deserved some stuff for walking so much]
chanosaurus and i are both broke.
i think i spent $70
oh no.
but the stuff was too nice.
you're funny.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
tommorow is my brother's birthday, and my parents anniversary. once, i told someone
[we were discussing birthdays]
me: my brother's birthday is on october 10, oh, and that is my parents anniversary too.
idiotic loser: OH.MY.GOD. that is soo cool! you mean your parents were hippies?!
me: what the hell?
idiotic loser: oh my god, so when you and your sister were born, your parents were not married?
me: what the hell?
idiotic loser: oh my gosh, i have never seen a pregnant bride! you got their wedding pictures? can i see?
me: what the hell?
idiotic loser: oh my god, and your mom gave birth to your brother on their wedding day, OH!MY!GOD!
me: [finally comprehending what that spastic idiot is saying]you do realise october 10 comes every year right?
idiotic loser: oh...i forgot.
what did she think my parents were??!!
hamster farmers? wheatgrass salespeople? GYPSIES?!
i was like, oh yes, you spastic retard, i lived in a caravan for three years and only ate wheatgrass. my mom burned her bras and my father was on crack. they idolised janice joplin. they wore funny tie-dyed things. i didn't wear anything- i grew up natural, free, naked.
october 10 comes every year, and apparantly so do your brains- they are only present one day a year.
you're funny.
Monday, October 6, 2008
spastic. sporadic. but ever so helpful.
i am playing the sheep and coyote game. it is more freaking useful than the smiley face in school.
can you imagine? i am being taught by
sheep for christs sakes, SHEEP! and coyotes geography. they are more useful than smiley face anyway.
i am humbled by thou mighty sheep. and i thought they just gave you nice, warm coats to wear.
how wrong i was, how wrong i was.
they are good teachers, better than smiley face that is.
Thou mighty sheep, thou mighty sheep. Andrea Lok Yu Min, born 12th Jan 1995 is humbled by your mere presece on my computer screen. even though you may look spastic and stupid, deep down inside, i know you are einstein. i just know it.
Listen to me, dear people. i am prophet andrea, messanger to the sheep. they sent me to say that they are not asses and spastic losers.all of you, all of you out there are wrong!
join me, in my pilgramage to sheepland if you now believe in sheepism. you can convert too. i will be famous in 300 years. imagine, me and kong zi will be on par, dude!
Prophet Andrea Lok
12th jan 1995-** *** ****
Influential part of the spead of Sheepism.
R.I.P
you're funny.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
another post, since i haven't posted for sooo long.
todays discussion: F1 drivers
AAHHHHH.
Nico Rosberg is SOOO
HOT! he looks like titanic leonardo, not the departed leo, which is waayyy hotter. and kimi raikkonen is uber cool man, he has this like super cool vibe thingie, and the ewan mcgregor look. for some strange reason. massa is great too, but a good boy. he stays at home and doesn't party like mr raikkonen does. and i don't think he goes for the lap dances, like mr Raikkonen.EW. Latest Joel Update!He is not coming for next lesson; got scuba-diving. WHAT ON EARTH. he will probably get eaten up by the shark. i hate you, joel. You are dumping me with ethan-thou-flirtatious. ICKS. ethan, you little loser,maybe the chicks in your kindergarten used to dig you, but some people are wayyyyyy out of your league, like the receptionist, our teacher and for gods sake, me.
My dad told me to say" sorry, i don't speak to boys who don't shave in the morning"
but stupid ethan is probably too young to know what and why the hell you need to bloody shave in the morning.
he hasn't had his puberty talk yet.
you're funny.
To go or not to go...
to
YT's wild 13
th birthday bash.
Filled with " retarded PL girls" [quote
yiting], and other creatures from mystical lands.
with strange names that cannot be
pronounced. [ kikuchi? kucucokhi?]OMG. it will be a blast. and YT has shamelessly requested an Ugly Betty DVD Box-set/Beverly Hills 90210 Box-set from me. i was like wth!? YT watches those shows?or wants to watch those shows. i was thinking more Phua Chu Kang reruns for YT than GossipGirl. She's Rosie, not Serena Van Der Woodsen.But if you're gunning for the rich-bitch-van-der-woodsen look, YT, i'm sorry, the Gap pants gotta go.*sob*The joy, YT, The Joy.[songs of the humpback whale; humphrey lee]but maybe i will get her something more useful; a lifetimes supply of kleenex.or maybe the tenth circle
you're funny.
