Thursday, October 9, 2008
tommorow is my brother's birthday, and my parents anniversary. once, i told someone
[we were discussing birthdays]
me: my brother's birthday is on october 10, oh, and that is my parents anniversary too.
idiotic loser: OH.MY.GOD. that is soo cool! you mean your parents were hippies?!
me: what the hell?
idiotic loser: oh my god, so when you and your sister were born, your parents were not married?
me: what the hell?
idiotic loser: oh my gosh, i have never seen a pregnant bride! you got their wedding pictures? can i see?
me: what the hell?
idiotic loser: oh my god, and your mom gave birth to your brother on their wedding day, OH!MY!GOD!
me: [finally comprehending what that spastic idiot is saying]you do realise october 10 comes every year right?
idiotic loser: oh...i forgot.
what did she think my parents were??!!
hamster farmers? wheatgrass salespeople? GYPSIES?!
i was like, oh yes, you spastic retard, i lived in a caravan for three years and only ate wheatgrass. my mom burned her bras and my father was on crack. they idolised janice joplin. they wore funny tie-dyed things. i didn't wear anything- i grew up natural, free, naked.
october 10 comes every year, and apparantly so do your brains- they are only present one day a year.
you're funny.
