Monday, November 24, 2008
OMG I AM IN 2O! But thank god with Jo & Gillian!
My parents just came back from HK yesterday, and bought us pressies!!
My Loot:
1. SUPER cute Hello Kitty Lip Balm from h & m [ i'm dying for h & m to come to s'pore!]
2. A JUICY COUTURE TRACKSUIT!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! It's like US$ 500 i think! I so ♥ JUICY COUTURE! The only thing that eww's me about it s that i think Lindsay Lohan has the same one.
3. Beeeyoootiful h & m hairclips! They 're all sparkly!
4. A ManU calendar- it was for my bro but i can still stare at it.
5. A really cool Polar bear gangster tee. It's sparkly too!
6. many, many CD's!
7. Kung Fu Panda special edition! Po is so cute! to be shared, nevertheless, but still!
8. ..... i can't remember all the small obescure ones, but the only thing in my mind is the JUICY TRACKSUIT!
I ♥ JUICY COUTURE!!!!
you're funny.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
The verdict is here- My parents will have zip chance of retiring young and rich, thanks to the $ 20,000-a-year Ian Lok. Mr International School. oh well, the upside is that he will have hot angmoh friends. that he will bring home to do projects with.
you're funny.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
This post is for my dear brother, Ian
Lok. It's something like an obituary, a memoir of your short but happy life before your PSLE results tomorrow. It's ok, I'll love you even if you end up looking like Frankenstein after Papa totally roasts you.
Ian Lok - in Funny Mode♥Papa: .....whoa, I tell you, Uncle Walter's daughter's skin is really nice man, it's like Vanilla ice cream.
Ian: So she has a lot of blackheads? Vanilla ice cream has all those little black dots.
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Me: Hey, do you know Pink is married?
Ian: Which sad dick would want to marry her?
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[ little Baby runs up to him and stares at him]
Ian: Yo Bling Bling Baby WHASSUP DAWG???!!!
Baby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: [ picking him up from tuition] Who are those two girls?
Ian: Bitch one, Bitch two.
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Ian: ........^%&?#<(*#%!?+)=!!!!!!
Mummy: Ian, be nice.
Ian: Fine. Good Evening Bitches.
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Irwyn: eww, the stupid bird is in the backyard. go away you stupid bird.
Ian: are you mad? this way the bird will never fly away. you must do it like this:
FUCK OFF YOU STINKY BASTARD!
[ bird flies off]
Ian: See?? Irwyn you are a stupid fucker. you live in the same room as me and you can't even make a bird fly away.
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oh, dear brother,you are more entertaining than Keri trying to krump like a pussycat doll wannabe.
you're funny.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Dead Bored. I just remembered i had theory today so i will blog about that.
Today, Ethan didn't come, so it was me& Joel. He is so cute.
Teacher: Eh, Joel, How come you didn't come last last week ah?
Joel: I didn't come last week.
Teacher: I know, i am asking you why you didn't come last
last week.
Joel: I didn't come?
Teacher: No, You didn't come. Where did you go?
Joel: I don't know
Teacher: haaa??? How can you not know?! Did you go anywhere?
Joel: Yes...
Teacher: How did you go- walk, Drive or take plane?
Joel: take plane.
Teacher: Then how can you not know where you went?!
Joel: Wait, i think i remember. I think its HK.
Teacher: oh, HK ah?
Joel no. Maybe, Maybe not. I'm not so sure. When i went on the plane i sleep, than i wake up and i am somewhere so i wake up. i'm not that sure...... You can call my mummy! She Knows where i went!
Oh, Joel. Either your Brain is decayed or you are really that stupid.
you're funny.
BOREDOM. witha bolded B.
I am at a party, which is super crowded, except that the folks ar either 40 and above, or 8 and below. It is like a freak show- little kids running around spitting satay, General Abigail Ng bossy freak trying to be the Next Big Thing in Fashion history, by stripping down to her Happy suit in front of me and changing into a multitude of different outfits. Then, she paints makeup onto her face, and ends up looking like a drag queen. Meet Abigail, the Transvestite.
oops. She just started crying- she asked precious Daddy how she looked and her father told her she looked like Sun Wu Kong, the Monkey God. So meet Abigail, the Monkey God Wannabe.
Then, of course, there are the drunk doctors, smoking like they haven't seen a ciggie in 10 years, and drinking like thirsty camals. f-bombs aplenty.
Welcome to the freak show. I'm leaving to watch Man U vs Arsenal.
GO MAN U!♥
you're funny.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Happy days and sad days. Life sucks. there are only happy days and sad days- no neutral ones.
The Bright Side of LifeOBAMA IS THE
PREZ OF AMERICA! yeah!
change dudes,
change.
I bought a nice pouch for myself when i went shopping with my sis on
Monday.
I watched 90210. It's
ok. Not as entertaining as i expected. Ugly
Betty triumphs.
DEFINITELY.
The sad days.Watching Felipe Massa try not to cry while on the winners podium. Do you know how awful it is to see a grown man cry? Its so sad. Stupid Lewis. he has absoulutely no respect for Massa. while they are playing the National Anthem of Brazil, Mr Cocky is screaming and parading around the place, while Massa tries valiantly and unsuccessfully not to cry. :(
It's ok, Massa, you still have next year! A hamster will come and bite Hamilton's ass and he will get rabies. :)
you're funny.