Saturday, November 8, 2008
BOREDOM. witha bolded B.
I am at a party, which is super crowded, except that the folks ar either 40 and above, or 8 and below. It is like a freak show- little kids running around spitting satay, General Abigail Ng bossy freak trying to be the Next Big Thing in Fashion history, by stripping down to her Happy suit in front of me and changing into a multitude of different outfits. Then, she paints makeup onto her face, and ends up looking like a drag queen. Meet Abigail, the Transvestite.
oops. She just started crying- she asked precious Daddy how she looked and her father told her she looked like Sun Wu Kong, the Monkey God. So meet Abigail, the Monkey God Wannabe.
Then, of course, there are the drunk doctors, smoking like they haven't seen a ciggie in 10 years, and drinking like thirsty camals. f-bombs aplenty.
Welcome to the freak show. I'm leaving to watch Man U vs Arsenal.
GO MAN U!♥
you're funny.
